He can grow a beard in 3.5 seconds . . im serious, dont think im not
His middle name is douglas and he works at a Canadian Tire Gas Station with a name tag that says Tom?
His dog is named after a beer, Molson.
This guy is team manager and runs the website, and has a pet fish named Sprinkle Winkle.
"Theres a black man at my school with the biggest bitch tits".Hes a weirdo and has a star wars collection, a pretty big one to . . . .
Owns one of the two vx2000's that we use for momentous.
This is him, eating a something? Pretty sure its called a Long John or something, its definitely a Saskatchewan thing.
Gets hard when we watches Katy Perry music videos, but dont lie everyone does, its the eyes man, its the eyes.
and last thing is, hes a pretty nice guy. Even when he has a dirt stash while doing the fonz . . . .
This is Matthew Eby
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